London Escorts or Girlfriends

There was a fairy-tale parody going around the internet not long ago, about a man who never got married. It began with the classic “once upon a time” line, and proceeded to go through a long list of things the man did with his life, following his girlfriend’s refusal of his marriage proposal. Basically, he lived “happily ever after”. It’s hilarious, and has a little swearing in it, but it nicely sums up just what a man is able to do if he doesn’t get tied down to a woman.

”The princess said no. And the prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny, big titted broads, and hunted and raced cars, and went to naked bars and dated women half his age, and drank whisky…and never heard bitching and never paid child support… and ate pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders… and never got cheated on while he was at work… and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool… and had tons of money in the bank… and left the toilet seat up… The End.”

It goes something like that, we have paraphrased a little. But you get the point. They say “no man is an island,” and they may be right, but he certainly doesn’t need a woman around all the time.

Single is cool

That the beauty of booking an escort, isn’t it? You don’t have to put up with the regular girlfriend behaviour, and all the bitching and moaning that goes along with it. Sometimes, if you already have a girl, you have to ask yourself “is that ass really worth it?” Booking an escort is no longer frowned upon as it once was. If anything, for single men, it’s a sign of man who knows what he wants and he’s not afraid to go and get it. There’s nothing wrong with paying for the company of women you actually want to spend time with. And when you can get a girlfriend experience specialist to entertain you, it’s as close to the good bits of having a significant other as you are going to get.

One day you might be lonely and need a woman who can recognise the signs of a stroke, but for many of you, it is not this day! So, why bother with dating, or pursuing the unattainable office crush you’ve had for years? Have some fun and become aloof to other women. What you might find is that when you stop pursuing and looking for someone, you may just get discovered. Women are attracted to happy, confident men, who don’t seem to be too worried about anything. And if there’s anything that can take your worries away, it’s a date with one of the Babylon Girls. You know it’s true!

Escorts are not for everyone

Obviously we are not going to promote monogamy, we’re a London escort agency for goodness sake. It wouldn’t be a good promotional model to follow would it? But although we don’t promote monogamy, and actively seek to destroy it wherever it rears its ugly head, we do have a soft spot for real love and devotion (as does everyone we believe). If you have a wonderful wife or girlfriend, and you really don’t want to mess that up, booking an escort girl probably isn’t for you. We are realists, we realise that it’s not for everyone. So if you are a newcomer to this bright and friendly escort community of ours, do some hard thinking about your current relationship status before you take the plunge, so to speak. Ask yourself what you really want. And if it’s a gorgeous Russian blonde with big tits and an appetite for male company, go ahead and have the time of your life!